Willamena Wins Westminster!
Well you won't be seeing that headline anywhere else since I guess her recent dog bite and shaved little patches would lose points.
However, back in 1999 Willamena did win the Wiggle-Waggle Walk-a-thon in Utica. She wan. But hence the title, it was a walk. So no prize.
You might wonder what category this lab-shepard-collie-et all wonder mix would qualify for in Westminster, which is coming up here in New York City in a little more than a week, February 12th and 13th.
I can hear the announcer gloat of her special traits.
"This type of dog was bred to root through all household trash. You throw it away, this dog will make sure you didn't want it by spreading it along your floor."
And he will continue as the judge tries to lift the head and tail at the same time, all while Willamena wiggles in the middle in effort to escape and play. "This is a special breed, one to protect you from small children."
"This type also shows it's smarts when you realize even putting food on top of the refrigerator isn't enough to keep them from eating it up in one gulp."
Maybe next year, Willamena.